I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
