That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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