doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So many bounce houses so little time
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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