the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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