I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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