I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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