Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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