When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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