it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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