Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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