He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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