is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Dignity is for republicans.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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