why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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