THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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