I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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