Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
