they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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