Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
