so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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