11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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