i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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