Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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