I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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