he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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