You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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