carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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