The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
from now on my penis is your penis
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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