I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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