so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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