he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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