well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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