dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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