Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have aggressive nipples.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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