I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
These tits shall not be calmed
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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