i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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