i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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