Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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