Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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