goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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