margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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