We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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