Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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