If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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