Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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