Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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