thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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