I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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