hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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