You're completely useless in the revolution.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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