Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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