Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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