So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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