We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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