remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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