so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He shit in the fireplace
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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