You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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