drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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