If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I need a beard to bite.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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